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Is Christmas over yet?

My diet is pretty strict, so I pretty much stick to the 6 Basic Holiday Groups

The 6 Basic Holidays are

New Years Eve
Birthday
Halloween
Independence Day
Christmas
Deathday

These are the six groups promoted by the USDF (United States Department of Fun). In reality, the Christmas products are unnecessary for adults but the USDC (United States Devils for Consumerism) works to promote Debt; its website even says to not use the guidelines for authoritative statements. It’s not completely bad if it promotes healthy partying. The last group is mentioned as holidays that are to be used sparingly.

Favy photos from last New Year’s


I want to wear my NYE dress, drink champagne, kiss lots and lots of people at midnight and start another year of heartbreak and debauchery. WHO’S WITH ME?!?

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